{"id":41146,"date":"2023-03-21T18:33:00","date_gmt":"2023-03-21T18:33:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/rdnews.al\/?p=41146"},"modified":"2023-03-21T18:33:35","modified_gmt":"2023-03-21T18:33:35","slug":"pse-luizi","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/foltore.al\/index.php\/2023\/03\/21\/pse-luizi\/","title":{"rendered":"Pse Luizi?"},"content":{"rendered":"

Nga Mitro \u00c7ELA<\/strong><\/p>\n

-Mesazhi.-<\/p>\n

1.<\/p>\n

PJESA E DYT\u00cb<\/p>\n

Kush ishte Luizi para se t\u00eb futej n\u00eb Big Brother?<\/p>\n

Djal\u00eb nga Shkodra. K\u00ebndoi dhe fitoi n\u00eb nj\u00eb festival. Dinte dy – tre gjuh\u00eb t\u00eb huaja.<\/p>\n

Luante n\u00eb dy-tre vegla muzikore.<\/p>\n

U dashurua. Nisi karier\u00eb si diplomat. N\u00eb Paris.<\/p>\n

Kaluan disa vite. B\u00ebri dy divorce. Me t\u00eb dashur\u00ebn dhe diplomacin\u00eb.<\/p>\n

M\u00eb von\u00eb? Nuk k\u00ebndoi. U zhduk nga skena. U harrua. Kish nisur pun\u00eb n\u00eb KESH.<\/p>\n

N\u00eb sht\u00ebpi gjeti VIP-a. T\u00eb gjith\u00eb ishin futur me nj\u00eb q\u00ebllim:<\/p>\n

T\u00eb fitonin 100 mij\u00eb euro.<\/p>\n

N\u00eb nj\u00eb sht\u00ebpi ku violin\u00eb e par\u00eb \u00ebsht\u00eb fitimi, nuk ka miq. Nuk ka shok\u00eb.<\/p>\n

Ka luft\u00eb. Ka intriga. Ka loj\u00eb. Ka brryla. Ka thashetheme. I forti ha m\u00eb t\u00eb dob\u00ebtit. Jo me dh\u00ebmb\u00eb. As me thika.<\/p>\n

Ka nj\u00eb rrug\u00eb:<\/p>\n

t\u00eb d\u00ebrgosh m\u00eb t\u00eb fortin n\u00eb nominim.<\/p>\n

Ka dhe nj\u00eb rrug\u00eb t\u00eb dyt\u00eb:<\/p>\n

lufte me nerva. T\u00eb gjesh \u201carmikun\u201d. Ta v\u00ebsh me shpatulla p\u00ebr muri. Ta hedh\u00ebsh nokdaun n\u00eb tapet. Ta lodh\u00ebsh. Ta telekosesh. Ta \u00e7m\u00ebnd\u00ebsh. Ta hutosh\u2026sa t\u00eb dor\u00ebzohet dhe me d\u00ebshir\u00eb t\u00eb l\u00ebr\u00eb sht\u00ebpin\u00eb.(Rasti i Eva Alikaj dhe Blendi Mane.)<\/p>\n

Luizi ishte i pari q\u00eb zbuloi psokologjin\u00eb e njeriut brenda sht\u00ebpis\u00eb si mund t\u00eb fitoj\u00eb.<\/p>\n

Nd\u00ebrtoi strategjin\u00eb e fitores.<\/p>\n

N\u00eb fillim kund\u00ebrshtar\u00ebt i hutoi. I trullosi. I befasoi me tre objektiva:<\/p>\n

    \n
  1. K\u00ebng\u00ebn.<\/li>\n
  2. Humorin.<\/li>\n
  3. Batutat.<\/li>\n<\/ol>\n

    N\u00eb k\u00ebng\u00eb ishte m\u00eb i miri: kish fituar nj\u00eb festival dhe kishte shkuar n\u00eb Eurovizion. Dje k\u00ebng\u00ebn e p\u00ebrdori p\u00ebr lavdi.<\/p>\n

    Sot k\u00ebng\u00ebn e donte p\u00ebr t\u00eb fituar para.<\/p>\n

    Humorist nuk b\u00ebhesh. Humoristi lind.<\/p>\n

    Dhe Luizi ka humorin e tij. Orgjinal. Nuk e ka p\u00ebrdorur n\u00eb sken\u00eb. Por mes shok\u00ebve. Mes familjar\u00ebve. Humor pa skenar. Pa regjizor.<\/p>\n

    Nj\u00eb humor i holl\u00eb. Gati – gati anglez.<\/p>\n

    Batuta \u00ebsht\u00eb derivat i humorit. Nj\u00eb shkall\u00eb m\u00eb lart. Batuta thuhet me nj\u00eb fjal\u00eb. E shumta me dy-tre fjal\u00eb.<\/p>\n

    Batuta \u00ebsht\u00eb si shkrep\u00ebtim\u00eb. Nuk pret bubullima.<\/p>\n

    Batut\u00ebn Luizi e ka n\u00eb gen. E ka nga Shkodra. Batuta mund t\u00eb b\u00ebj\u00eb nj\u00eb burr\u00eb i m\u00ebn\u00e7ur. I zgjuar. I rrahur me vaj e uthull- nga jeta. Batuta godet m\u00eb shum\u00eb se humori. Ajo trullos. Nuk l\u00eb plag\u00eb.<\/p>\n

    Luizi dit\u00ebt e para ve\u00e7oi m\u00eb t\u00eb fort\u00ebn: Olt\u00ebn. Vet\u00ebm Olta mund t\u2019i heq\u00eb \u00e7mimin.<\/p>\n

    Dhe e sulmoi. Me ironi. Me sarkaz\u00ebm. Me arroganc\u00eb. Me debat. Me batut\u00eb. Me k\u00ebrc\u00ebnime. Me diplomaci.<\/p>\n

    K\u00ebrkoi aleat\u00eb. Gjeti Maestron. Kur kuptoi se Maestro b\u00ebnte \u201cdopjo xhoko\u201d e sulmoi. E braktisi. E dhunoi me fjal\u00eb. I preu rrug\u00ebt e miq\u00ebsis\u00eb. E d\u00ebrgoi n\u00eb nominim. Dhe Maestro humbi.<\/p>\n

    K\u00ebrkoi nj\u00eb aleate. Gjeti Kjar\u00ebn. E dashuroi.<\/p>\n

    Sot dashuria \u00ebsht\u00eb baras seks.<\/p>\n

    Por para kamerave, seksi \u00ebsht\u00eb moll\u00eb e ndaluar.<\/p>\n

    Luizi p\u00ebrdori gjith\u00eb dredhit\u00eb e dashuris\u00eb platonike:<\/p>\n

    I k\u00ebndoi dhe i thuri k\u00ebng\u00eb. E prekte. I puthte duart. Supet. I b\u00ebnte humor.<\/p>\n

    Nuk lejoi ask\u00ebnd t\u00eb prekte t\u00eb dashur\u00ebn.<\/p>\n

    Dhe Kjara e puthi.<\/p>\n

    Por Luizi kuptonte:<\/p>\n

    n\u00eb luft\u00eb nuk shkohet me nj\u00eb t\u00eb dashur.<\/p>\n

    Duhet nj\u00eb aleat-grua.<\/p>\n

    Dhe b\u00ebn\u00eb das\u00ebm. Spektak\u00ebl. Shk\u00ebmbyen unazat.<\/p>\n

    Luizi luan p\u00ebr t\u00eb fituar. Njer\u00ebzit nga jasht\u00eb e ndiqnin. N\u00eb fillim kalimthi. P\u00ebr t\u00eb vrar\u00eb koh\u00ebn.<\/p>\n

    Por jav\u00ebn e dyt\u00eb gj\u00ebrat ndryshuan.<\/p>\n

    Njer\u00ebzit kuptuan mesazhet e Luizit. Kur vet\u00eb Luizi nuk dinte se kishte shp\u00ebrndar\u00eb mesazhe.<\/p>\n

    Mesazh universal nuk \u00ebsht\u00eb ai q\u00eb shkruhet nga politikan\u00ebt, gazetar\u00ebt, akademik\u00ebt.<\/p>\n

    Populli e vetkupton mesazhin mes rrjeshtave, mes fjal\u00ebve, mes veprimeve, mes mimik\u00ebs, mes humorit, mes k\u00ebng\u00ebs.<\/p>\n

    Mesazhet e kthyen Luizin n\u00eb hero. Ai tani nuk i takon sht\u00ebpis\u00eb. As Kjar\u00ebs. As Top Channel.<\/p>\n

    Ai i takon popullit. Askush nuk ka fituar 1.3 miliard\u00eb klikime n\u00eb Tik Tok. Miliona n\u00eb instagram e FB.<\/p>\n

    Njer\u00ebzit b\u00ebn\u00eb k\u00ebng\u00eb p\u00ebr Luizin. B\u00ebn\u00eb protesta. D\u00ebrguan dron mbi Top Channel.<\/p>\n

    Mesazhi i par\u00eb.<\/p>\n

    N\u00eb Shqip\u00ebri ka nj\u00eb rregull: para mund t\u00eb fitosh me drog\u00eb. Droga k\u00ebrkon krim. Vrit shokun- rr\u00ebmbe parat\u00eb. Droga k\u00ebrkon banda.<\/p>\n

    Luizi tregoi se si mund t\u00eb fitohet pa drog\u00eb. Pa krim. Pa banda. Pa kobure.<\/p>\n

    S\u00eb dyti.<\/p>\n

    Para fitohet me rushfet p\u00ebr shefin e policis\u00eb; doganierin; taksidarin.<\/p>\n

    Paraja lum\u00eb vjen nga tenderat-duke korruptuar deri ministra.<\/p>\n

    Luizi nuk ka k\u00eb t\u00eb korruptoj\u00eb. Brenda nuk ka as polic\u00eb e as doganier\u00eb. As para p\u00ebr rushfet.<\/p>\n

    S\u00eb treti.<\/p>\n

    Para fitojn\u00eb djemt\u00eb e deputet\u00ebve, prokuror\u00ebve. Gjyqtar\u00ebve.<\/p>\n

    Me parat\u00eb e babait blihen makina mbi 100 mij\u00eb euro! Blihen femre. Blihen vila n\u00eb Dh\u00ebrmi, n\u00eb Greqi, Itali. B\u00ebhet turiz\u00ebm me para lum\u00eb n\u00eb Dubai. N\u00eb Spanj\u00eb. Filipine.<\/p>\n

    Luizi ka vet\u00ebm nj\u00eb arm\u00eb: mendjen! Ndaj populli befasohet. Nuk di me k\u00eb ta krahasoj\u00eb.<\/p>\n

    Duke mos gjetur krahasim e b\u00ebn idhull. E b\u00ebn hero.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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