{"id":15977,"date":"2022-06-25T10:35:00","date_gmt":"2022-06-25T10:35:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/rdnews.al\/?p=15977"},"modified":"2022-06-25T10:35:00","modified_gmt":"2022-06-25T10:35:00","slug":"cfare-humori-sot-paskan-kap-nje-spiun-qe-jepte-te-dhena-ne-kembim-te","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/foltore.al\/index.php\/2022\/06\/25\/cfare-humori-sot-paskan-kap-nje-spiun-qe-jepte-te-dhena-ne-kembim-te\/","title":{"rendered":"\u00c7far\u00eb humori sot! Paskan kap nj\u00eb spiun, q\u00eb jepte t\u00eb dh\u00ebna n\u00eb k\u00ebmbim t\u00eb&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><strong>Nga Artan FUGA\u00a0<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Po vdes me lot\u00eb nga t\u00eb qeshurit, \u00e7far\u00eb humori sot, e shtun\u00eb! Paskan kap thot\u00eb media nj\u00eb spiun, q\u00eb jepte t\u00eb dh\u00ebna n\u00eb k\u00ebmbim t\u00eb nj\u00eb burse p\u00ebr \u00e7unin jasht\u00eb shtetit! Hahahahahaha! E paska pas dor\u00ebn e r\u00ebnd\u00eb, sa shum\u00eb ka k\u00ebrkuar, maskarai!<\/p>\n<p>Nga nj\u00ebra an\u00eb Ballkan i Hapur, me vende mikeeeeee, \u00e7far\u00eb mikesh seeeeee, shekullore, nga ana tjet\u00ebr t\u00eb rrethuar me armiq t\u00eb jasht\u00ebm!<\/p>\n<p>Ore v\u00ebrtet\u00eb duhet rritur vigjilenca! Ky \u00ebsht\u00eb spiuni! Paska qen\u00eb i rreziksh\u00ebm!<\/p>\n<p>Na vdiq gazit media n\u00eb k\u00ebt\u00eb dit\u00eb vere! &#8220;\u00c7el\u00ebsi&#8221; &#8211; thon\u00eb! Uaaaaaaau, \u00e7far\u00eb sekretesh donin aman! K\u00ebtu t\u00eb japin n\u00eb dor\u00eb t\u00eb gjith\u00eb targat e makinave, rrogat, numrat e telefonit, gjith\u00e7ka mo, p\u00ebr nj\u00eb akullore!<\/p>\n<p>Ky \u00ebsht\u00eb si ai q\u00eb e kap\u00ebn nazist\u00ebt dhe i thoshin: Trego! Ai p\u00ebrplaste kok\u00ebn n\u00eb mur, dhe i thoshte vetes: A moj kok\u00eb, a, si nuk mban mend asgj\u00eb t&#8217;u tregosh k\u00ebtyre!<\/p>\n<p>Ky q\u00eb nuk ka lek\u00eb, di sekrete? A m\u00eb qafsh!\u00a0Hahahahahaha!<br \/>\nDo burs\u00eb p\u00ebr \u00e7unin? Na thuaj nj\u00eb sekret: Sa gjethe pem\u00ebsh kan\u00eb r\u00ebn\u00eb sot!<\/p>\n<p>Spiun\u00ebt e v\u00ebrtet\u00eb hohoho kushedi ku han\u00eb e pin\u00eb! Pa pseudonime fare mooo! Mjafton t&#8217;i shoh\u00ebsh n\u00eb fytyr\u00eb dhe duken: Tip spiuni ky!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Nga Artan FUGA\u00a0 Po vdes me lot\u00eb nga t\u00eb qeshurit, \u00e7far\u00eb humori sot, e shtun\u00eb! Paskan kap thot\u00eb media nj\u00eb spiun, q\u00eb jepte t\u00eb dh\u00ebna n\u00eb k\u00ebmbim t\u00eb nj\u00eb burse p\u00ebr \u00e7unin jasht\u00eb shtetit! Hahahahahaha! E paska pas dor\u00ebn e r\u00ebnd\u00eb, sa shum\u00eb ka k\u00ebrkuar, maskarai! Nga nj\u00ebra an\u00eb Ballkan i Hapur, me vende mikeeeeee, &hellip;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":4,"featured_media":4392,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"om_disable_all_campaigns":false,"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[40],"tags":[],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/foltore.al\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/15977"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/foltore.al\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/foltore.al\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/foltore.al\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/4"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/foltore.al\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=15977"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/foltore.al\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/15977\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/foltore.al\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/4392"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/foltore.al\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=15977"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/foltore.al\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=15977"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/foltore.al\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=15977"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}